Introduction
Take it easy. Data science is fun!
If you love data science, you will find many aspects in it. One month ago, I found the 10 best movies about machine learning. A week later, I found 7 documentaries on statistics. Time to explore the fun side of analytics.
I have compiled a list of the best funny jokes (that include images, videos) based on numbers, statistics, big data, machine learning. I hope you enjoy reading them. During this process, I found many jokes. In fact, too many. Therefore, I have listed the best ones that I liked.
PD To unlock the funny aspect of these jokes, must have basic knowledge of data science related topics. All the best!
Videos only
Imagine a world without a proper search!
Duration – 1:32 min
An exciting style’ overfitting in machine learning
Duration – 5:10 minutes
Geoff Hinton knows how the brain works
Duration – 2:15 min
Is it statistical / data analyst? You are funny!
The wife of a statistician had twins. I was delighted. He called the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we will baptize them.", said the minister. “No”, answered the statistician. "Baptize one. We will keep the other as control “.
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Two statisticians were traveling on a plane from Los Angeles to New York. About an hour's flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don't worry, three left. But nevertheless, instead of 5 hours, they would need 7 hours to get to New York.
A bit later, announced a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to arrive in New York.
A little later, the pilot called again on the intercom and announced that a third engine had shut down. Do not worry, ad, because the plane could fly with only one engine. But nevertheless, now i would take 18 hours to get to New York.
In this point, one statistician turned to the other and said: “Wow, I hope we don't lose the last engine or we'll be here forever!”
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Patient: “Will I survive this risky operation?”
Surgeon: “Yes, I am absolutely sure that it will survive the operation”.
Patient: “How can you be so sure?”
Surgeon: "9 of each 10 patients die in this operation, and yesterday my ninth patient died ".
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One day there was a fire in a trash can in the office of the Dean of Sciences. Rushed a physicist, a chemist and a statistician. The physicist immediately begins to work on the amount of energy that would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion..
The chemist works on which reagent should be added to the fire to avoid oxidation. While doing this, the statistician is setting fire to all the other bins in the office.
“What are you doing?” the others demand. The statistician responds: “Good, To solve the problem, obviously you need a larger sample size”.
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Three statisticians went hunting and came across a large deer. The first statistician shot, but failed, for a meter to the left. The second statistician shot, but it also failed, for one meter to the right. The third statistician did not shoot, but he screamed triumphantly: “On average we get it!”
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A statistics student was completely hanged on the day of his final exam. It was a test of true / fake, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The statistics teacher watched the student for the entire two hours as he tossed the coin ... writing the answer ... tossing the coin ... writing the answer.
At the end of the two hours, everyone else had dropped out of the final except one student. The teacher approaches his desk and interrupts the student, saying: "I listened, I saw you did not study for this statistics test, he didn't even open the exam. If you are flipping a coin for your answer, Why is it taking so long? ” The student responds bitterly (since he's still tossing the coin), “¡Shhh! I'm checking my answers!
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The manager of a company crosses the desert in a hot air balloon when he realizes that he is lost. He calls a man riding a camel below him and asks where he is.
The man responds: “You are at 42 degrees and 12 minutes, 21,2 seconds north, 122 degrees, 10 minutes west, 212 meters above sea level, eastbound by northeast”.
"Thanks", the aeronautical responds. “By the way, Are you a data analyst?”
“Yes”, the man answers, “How did you know?”
“Everything you told me was totally accurate, You gave me a lot more information than I needed and I still have no idea what to do”.
"Sorry", the camel riding analyst replied. “By the way, Are you a manager of a company?”
“Yes”, said the aeronautical, “How did you know?”
"Well", the analyst replied, "You have no idea where you are, no idea which way you're headed, you got into this situation by blowing a lot of hot air, and now you expect me to get out of it “.
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Question: What is the difference between an introverted and an extroverted data analyst?
Answer: the extrovert looks at HIS shoes.
Dilbert ‘innocent’ and special XKCD
Final notes
I enjoyed compiling this fun 'data’ about data science and statistics. After all, “statistics can be boring, but they have their moments”. My idea behind this article was to introduce you to the ‘lighter side’ of data science. Just to show that intensive topics can be more fun too. Therefore, don't get too busy with your work and you won't be able to explore your entertaining side.
In this article, I have listed the best jokes, funny videos and memes about data science and statistics. I hope you liked this post.
Did i miss something? Share your jokes / images / Favorite funny videos in data science. Share your opinions / suggestions in the comments section below.
